Morbid Sense of Meriment

theguardianjackfrost:

let-them-eat-allthecake:

kanrose:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.

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I think this is my new favourite poem ever.

i can read this just fine, considering i english is my only language

but fuck i see what people complain about goddamn .__.

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

hula-hope:

My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.