"1:all fungi are edible.
2: some fungi are only edible once"
i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice
A friend linked me these because he thought they’d be relevant to me, he was extremely correct. If these pieces of advice aren’t relevant to you, improve yourself until they are.
A good chunk of Tumblr could benefit from this.
That last one tho’
Teddy Fuckin’ Roosevelt.
No matter where we are, or what we do, this is one bond we can never break!
Starting today, we are brothers!
#DOES NATHAN FILLION DO ANYTHING ELSE BUT BE BITTER ABOUT FIREFLY
He has a clause in each of his contracts that demands he gets a line to be bitter about Firefly
one day he’s gonna be in some period piece set in like the 1700s or some shit and he’s still gonna sneak in some line about a play with a crew of pirates whose run got canceled too soon
(Source: rickcastallion, via cephesus)